do's and dont's in buying aeg!!!

[sirzham]

;Ddo's and dont's in buying aeg!!! fun starts when you read it!!

Seller: Selling my ICS m4 - 15 K, no hidden defects
Buyer: Sir kita tayo sa Mall, bilhin ko na
after seeing the gun:
Buyer: akala ko walang hidden defects, bakit may crack ang upper receiver?
Seller: Hidden ba? diba hinde, nakikita mo nga eh.

Seller: Selling my tasco scope
Buyer: Sir, malayo ba yang range ng scope nyo?
Seller: sir, scope nga eh...

week 1: Seller: selling my ICS m4 - 15 K
Week 2: seller: Up ko lang
Week 3: Seller: Up ko lang ulit
Week 4: Seller: Up ko lang ulit
Week 4: Buyer: Sir, subukan mo kaya i DOWN yung presyo para mabili, puro kayo up


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Seller: Selling JG AK Tac with swinging stock
Buyer: Bro reserve mo na kunin ko din mamaya
After seeing the gun and testing it...
Buyer: Ok pa gun mo sir. Nga pala, pwede po ba jan yung battery ko na 11.1v 3200 mah na LIPOLY BATTERY?
Seller: Pwede sir, idikit mo sa receiver... Eto my free rugby!

Seller: Sir kukunin nyo na po ba yung pinareserve nyo na M4?
Buyer: Ok!
After 2 days...
Seller: Sir interested pa ba kayo? nakareserve to sayo?
Buyer: Ok!
After 3 days..
Seller: Sir ihahatid ko na lang jan para makuha mo na?
Buyer: Ok!
After makuha at mabayaran ng buyer...
Buyer: Bro my damage yung nabili ko sayo? Pano yan?
Seller: OK!



Seller: FS Monster Sniper (Spring) Upgrade... 1500 FPS at .2g bb... Total Upgrade cost is 20,000. Selling for 1,000.
Buyer: Sir, ang mura naman, rfs po?
Seller: di ko na maikasa eh...

Seller: Sacrifice Sale, M4 with Monster upgrade, 30K only
Buyer: Sir, sino po magsasakripisyo??? ikaw o ako???

[sirzham]

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A Bombay selling an AEG in Quiapo :

Bombay : Sir AEG murang mura Php 200 pesos lang at may libreng payong?
Customer : Ah talaga mura nga! Php 200 lang talaga...
Bombay : Oo sir...at matibay yan kahit Bagsakan mo ng Hallowblocks
Customer : Wow!!! ganun katibay, daig pa yung Marui ko ah...
Customer : Sige bili ako isa...

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Inuman sa mga Ka-ersofter sa gabi (Laseng na...hick!)
Customer : Pare hik!! pare...ang ganda nabiling kong AEG sa Quiapo
Friend : Bakit pare mong maganda par Hik!
Customer : Pare Hik!!!....eto yung AEG na binili ko ang ganda noh!
Friend : Ay oo pare ang ganda nga, magkano yan
Customer : Pare Php 200 lang...at ang maganda dito matibay pare
Friend : Ah talaga sino nagsabi sa iyo?
Customer : Yung Bombay na nagbenta sa akin, kahit bagsakan ko daw ng
Hallowblocks
Friend : Talaga!!! sige nga testingan natin!
Customer : Hik! Sige....kuha lang ako ng Hallowblocks, babaa mo yan AEG sa sahig.
Friend : Sige....
Customer : Binagsak ng todo ang hallowblocks sa AEG - BASAG!!!! at sira sira
Friend : Hahahahaha pare nabasag! hahaha naloko ka!...hahahahaaha
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Kinabukasan sa Quiapo
Customer : Galit na galit...pinuntuhan yung Bumbay
Bombay : Nagtitinda pa rin ....
Customer : Hoy! bakit nawasak AEG ko??? ha! sabay pinakita yung AEG
Bombay : Eh sir bakit anong nangyari
Customer : Eh naginum kami ng kaibigan ko kagabi tapos binagsakan ko ng hallowblocks, ayun pirapiraso ...SABI MO KAHIT BAGSAKAN KO NG HALLOWBLOCKS! matibay eh bakit nawasak???
Bombay : Eh sir...Baka tinamaan?

[adznookie]

hahahahaah..funny!

[sirzham]

Eto nangayari sa akin, when I got hit during a game, dalawa kami magkatabi:

Milkman: Hit, hit, hit coming out..
Player: Hit ka na pre, masakit? malakas baril? Ilan FPS?
Milkman: Aba ewan ko, di ako chrono noh !

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Veteran: selling my G&G m4, Im also open for Trade with G&G AK
Newbie: Sir pwede ko trade yung JG AK Tactical ko
Veteran: Sir G&G po ang hanap ko, di Jing Gong
Newbie: Pareho lang yan sir, Ging & Gong at Jing Gong


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FS: TM M733 Commando. Upgraded already. Almost 1 year old. 430-450FPS last chrono. With G&P Bushmaster/Blackwater metal body, Aimpoint Red Dot, CQB Sling adaptor, King Arms Suppressor. P15K Fixed. Selling only as package.

Buyer: Sir pwede yung sling adaptor lang? Magkano?

Seller: Pwede! P15K na lang. Libre na lahat!

[airgears]

d best prim in bombay!!! wahahaha!!! kabus na!!! hahaha funny!

[sirzham]

hehehe mxado kcng seryoso onting pilosopo nmn hehehe

[lieutenant]

HAHAHA!!!